Film

No.	Year	Title	Role	Vote Average
1	1984	Revenge of the Nerds	Plaid Brother	65
2	1991	Life Stinks	Burrito-Eating Bum	56
3	1992	Meatballs 4: To the Rescue	Victor Thigpen	46
4	1992	Sketch Artist	Moran	55
5	1992	Miracle Beach	Mac	57
6	1993	Robin Hood: Men in Tights	Wedding Guest	66
7	1993	Love, Cheat & Steal	Daryl	44
8	1994	Future Shock	Stocky Mourner	38
9	1995	Sketch Artist II: Hands That See	Sol - the Fry Cook (as Johnny Cocktails)	59
10	1996	Striptease	D.J.	55
11	1998	Safety Patrol!	Gym Teacher	44
12	2002	Life Without Dick	Pee Wee	37
13	2002	Sorority Boys	Drunk Alum	56
14	2002	Spider-Man	Heckler	73
15	2002	Austin Powers in Goldmember	Shirtless Fan 'A'	60
16	2004	Straight Eye: The Movie	Snacks	0
17	2005	Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous	Elizabeth Taylor Impersonator	58
18	2007	Man in the Chair	Video Store Manager (uncredited)	64
19	2007	I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry	Bernie	61
20	2008	Get Smart	Golfer	62
21	2008	Eagle Eye	Circuit City Salesperson	65
22	2009	Funny People	Comedy & Magic Club Audience	59
23	2009	The Men Who Stare at Goats	Ron	60
24	2012	Up the Valley and Beyond	Frenchie	0
25	2012	That's My Boy	Tubby Tuke	58
26	2013	Grown Ups 2	Mailman	61
27	2014	Dinner with Friends with Brett Gelman and Friends	Brother	0
28	2020	Burning Dog	David	55
29	2022	Easter Sunday	Announcer (voice)	58
30	2023	Woods Witch	Jail Inmate	30

Television

No.	Year	Title	Role	Vote Average
1	1986	L.A. Law	Valet	71
2	1992	Melrose Place	Emcee	59
3	1993	NYPD Blue	Louie	70
4	1994	ER	Masked Man	78
5	1995	Ned and Stacey	T-Shirt Guy	72
6	1995	Murder One	Artie Sneller	78
7	1995	The Single Guy	Strip Club Guy	63
8	1997	Ally McBeal	Emcee	66
9	1998	V.I.P.	Cretin	53
10	1998	Felicity	Joey Blumberg	66
11	1999	Providence	Flowers Delivery Leader	65
12	1999	Judging Amy	Mr. Halloran	75
13	2000	Strong Medicine	Lewis	71
14	2000	Curb Your Enthusiasm	Jonas - Roofer	80
15	2001	Lizzie McGuire	Security Guard	72
16	2001	Lizzie McGuire	Chauffer	72
17	2001	Off Centre	Dan	83
18	2001	24	Rick	78
19	2002	Greg the Bunny		60
20	2002	Monk	Augie Wellman	79
21	2002	Without a Trace	Port Authority Worker	72
22	2003	NCIS	Big Ed	76
23	2004	CSI: NY		74
24	2004	House	Irv	86
25	2005	Weeds	Cargo Shorts	75
26	2005	Bones	Mitch Clancy	82
27	2005	How I Met Your Mother	Bruno	81
28	2005	My Name Is Earl	DJ	77
29	2006	The Loop	Carl	67
30	2006	Dexter	Heavyset Man	82
31	2007	In Case of Emergency		100
32	2007	The Sarah Silverman Program.	Fat Boyfriend	64
33	2007	Private Practice	Mover	75
34	2007	Pushing Daisies	Lawrence Schatz / Louis Schatz	78
35	2007	Pushing Daisies	Funeral Director	78
36	2008	Sons of Anarchy	Allen Biacone	84
37	2009	Castle	Gary	80
38	2010	Parenthood	Louie	74
39	2010	Raising Hope	Eddie	74
40	2010	Raising Hope	Gary (uncredited)	74
41	2010	Raising Hope	Officer Stan	74
42	2010	Undercovers	Charlie	54
43	2011	Happy Endings	Butcher	69
44	2011	2 Broke Girls	Big Bill	72
45	2012	Baby Daddy	Morty	71
46	2013	The Millers	Heavyset Nerd	59
47	2014	black-ish	Derrik Blaust	72
48	2014	Marry Me	Lomax	58
49	2015	Life in Pieces	Jerry	71
50	2016	Fuller House	Fan	74
51	2016	Fuller House	Berkowitz	74
52	2016	Fuller House	Customer	74
53	2017	Will & Grace	Ralph	75
54	2022	The Lincoln Lawyer	Dealer	77