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John Thomson

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known For: Acting

Born: Salford, Lancashire, England, UK, 1969-04-02

Died: null

Film

No.	Year	Title	Role	Vote Average
1	1992	The Weekenders	Policeman 1	70
2	1993	Paul Calf's Video Diary	Fat Bob	60
3	1994	Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd	Bernard Right On/Various	85
4	1994	Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era	Simon Joke	70
5	1994	Pauline Calf's Wedding Video	Fat Bob	0
6	1995	The Young Poisoner's Handbook	Nathan	66
7	1995	Dangerous Lady		0
8	1996	VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon		100
9	1996	Roger Roger	Barry	0
10	1997	The Girl with Brains in Her Feet	Mr. Loughborough	45
11	1997	The Man Who Knew Too Little	Dimitri	64
12	1998	Up 'n' Under	Stan	51
13	1998	The Fast Show Live		80
14	1998	You Are Here	Peter Keggy	0
15	1999	Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show	Himself	0
16	1999	The Flint Street Nativity	Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper	54
17	2000	Born Romantic	First Cab Driver	61
18	2001	Dog Eat Dog	Football Coach	49
19	2001	Station Jim	Harold	70
20	2002	24 Hour Party People	Charles	70
21	2003	Appointment with Dr. Terrible	Interviewee – Actor	0
22	2004	Fat Slags	Foreman	30
23	2005	Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit	Mr. Windfall (voice)	71
24	2006	The Dealer	Bat	0
25	2007	Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'	Self - Narrator (voice)	100
26	2008	Inkheart	Darius	63
27	2009	Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley	Bill (Flowerpot Man)	90
28	2010	The Road to Coronation Street	Harry Kershaw	72
29	2010	The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa	Self	84
30	2012	Evidently... John Cooper Clarke	Himself	90
31	2012	Uncle Wormsley's Christmas	Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers	0
32	2013	Help Point	Stephen	70
33	2013	Pulp	Dave Burns	60
34	2013	Dementamania		44
35	2013	The Power of Darts	Narrator (voice)	0
36	2014	Northern Soul	Terry	57
37	2015	Fungus The Bogeyman		25
38	2016	Billionaire Boy	Len	57
39	2016	Grimsby	Bob Tolliver	60
40	2016	Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle	Kevin Ruddock	69
41	2016	Caroline Aherne at the BBC	Self - Presenter	0
42	2017	Dying Laughing	Self	63
43	2019	Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story	Himself	67
44	2019	7 Up & Me	Self	75
45	2019	Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped	Narrator	0
46	2020	The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases	Himself, Various Characters	65
47	2020	Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years	Self	65
48	2021	Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!	Narrator	0
49	2021	Les Dawson Lost Tapes	Self	0
50	2021	Last Train to Christmas	Vic	54
51	2022	Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs	Self	0
52	2022	Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More	Self	80
53	2022	Red Riding Hood: After Ever After	Plank	40
54	2023	Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy	Self	80
55	2025	The People Before	Knotweed Man	56
56		Nightborn		0

Television

No.	Year	Title	Role	Vote Average
1	1952	Flower Pot Men		80
2	1964	Top of the Pops	Self - Host	66
3	1988	This Morning	Self	52
4	1991	Soldier Soldier	Sgt Dunn	66
5	1991	Paul Merton: The Series		40
6	1991	Murder Most Horrid	Daniel Hoffmeyer	66
7	1992	Men Behaving Badly	Ken	72
8	1992	Blue Heaven	Waiter 2	30
9	1992	The Dead Good Show	Various	0
10	1993	Harry	Royo	35
11	1993	Shooting Stars	Self	76
12	1994	The Day Today	Treasurer	82
13	1994	Pie in the Sky	Andrew Vernon	82
14	1994	Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge	Petty Officer Alan Partridge	77
15	1994	Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge	Joe Beasley	77
16	1994	The Fast Show	Various Characters	79
17	1994	Ready Steady Cook	Self - Guest	0
18	1995	Fist of Fun	Pied Piper of Hamelin	77
19	1995	The World of Lee Evans	Customer	60
20	1995	Crapston Villas		75
21	1995	Coogan's Run		64
22	1996	Silent Witness	DI Warren Bull	76
23	1996	Saturday Live	Cabbie	0
24	1996	Never Mind the Buzzcocks	Self - Panellist	70
25	1996	Pond Life		75
26	1997	Midsomer Murders	Cooper Steinem	75
27	1998	Roger Roger	Barry	0
28	1998	Cold Feet	Pete Gifford	78
29	1999	It's Only TV But I Like It	Self	60
30	2000	Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)		61
31	2001	Murder in Mind	Alan Squires	84
32	2001	Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible	Sir Donald Tyburn	66
33	2002	Johnny Vaughan Tonight	Self	50
34	2002	Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway	Self	60
35	2003	Comic Relief Does Fame Academy		0
36	2003	The Terry and Gaby Show		50
37	2003	Celebrity Mastermind		60
38	2003	Celebrity Mastermind	Self - Contestant	60
39	2004	Blackpool		71
40	2005	Monkey Trousers		70
41	2005	8 Out of 10 Cats	Self	71
42	2006	New Street Law	Charlie Darling	66
43	2006	Ghosthunting With...		0
44	2007	Skins	Sam Brooks	81
45	2007	Engineering the World Rally	Himself - Narrator	0
46	2007	Mobile	Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist	40
47	2007	Kingdom	Nigel Pearson	71
48	2008	Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong	Self	40
49	2008	All Star Mr & Mrs		0
50	2008	Celebrity Juice	Self	65
51	2009	Angela and Friends		50
52	2009	Big Top	Geoff	20
53	2009	Heads or Tails	Self - Contestant	50
54	2011	The Lock Up	Narrator	5
55	2011	The Jonathan Ross Show	Self	51
56	2011	Sooty	The Boss	75
57	2011	Celebrity Antiques Road Trip	Self - Participant	50
58	2011	Death in Paradise	DCI Chris Ricketts	74
59	2011	The Chase: Celebrity Special	Self	63
60	2013	Father Brown	John Banks	75
61	2013	Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners	Self - Narrator	65
62	2013	Catchphrase		40
63	2013	Strange Hill High	Various (voice)	65
64	2013	Through the Keyhole	Self	60
65	2013	Through the Keyhole	Self - Panelist	60
66	2014	Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled	Self	71
67	2016	Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun	Self - Narrator	75
68	2016	Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit		62
69	2017	Richard Osman's House of Games	Self - Contestant	60
70	2018	Shane the Chef		0
71	2018	Celebrity Catchphrase	Self	0
72	2018	The People's Vet	Self - Narrator	0
73	2019	This Time with Alan Partridge	Joe Beasley	78
74	2019	Brassic	Colin Popov	85
75	2020	McDonald & Dodds	Jimmy Daly	76
76	2020	Dog Loves Books	Dog (voice)	0
77	2021	Paul Sinha's TV Showdown	Self - Contestant	58
78	2021	The Weakest Link	Self	60
79	2022	Dodger	Farmer Grundles	56
80	2022	Sister Boniface Mysteries	Leonard Monk	64
81	2022	Best Year Ever	Self - Actor	0
82	2024	Too Good to Be True	Geoff	69
83	2024	The Gentlemen	Frank	79
84	2024	The 1970s: Those Were the Days	Self - Narrator	80
85	2025	Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night	Self - Team Captain	0