Overview
The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
2004
TALES FROM THE CRAPPER
Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the lesbians! Twice the boobies!
Director: Gabriel Friedman
Runtime: 90 minutes
Budget: $0
Box Office: $0
Vote Average: 42
Cast
Julie Strain
Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Lloyd Kaufman
The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Arban Ornelas
Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Masuimi Max
Sexy Asian Vampire
Kevin Eastman
Travis Dance
Rob Zazzali
Timmy
Joel Himelhoch
Chief Doublestump
Elwood Carlisle
Private Dick Sam Black
Jorge Garcia
Racoon Head
Randy Sklar
News Anchor
Jason Sklar
News Anchor
Debbie Rochon
Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Joe Fleishaker
Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
James Gunn
Himself
Elizabeth Johnson
James' Assistant
India Allen
Sally Sterks
Ronn Surels
Deke the Red Herring
Antonia Dorian
Larry the Stripper
Isabelle Stephen
Lesbian Art Student #1
Kelli Powers
Lesbian Art Student #2
Jamie Greco
Surly Crack-Head Trannie
Ron Jeremy
Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)
Trey Parker
Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
Timothy Muskatell
Guy Who Finds the Space Ship
Josh Taylor
Fake Zit Guy
Ted Raimi
Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
John Williamette
Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy
Adam Jahnke
Purse Snatcher
James Ojala
Monster Meat
Paul Salamoff
Office Chair Victim
Kevin Thigpen
Black Guy #2
Gared Williams
Bouncer
Trent Haaga
Guy at the Party
Ramzi Abed
Guy at the Party
Lizzy Strain
Party Goer
Eli Roth
Party Goer
Doug Sakmann
Party Goer
Stephen Blackehart
Himself (uncredited)
Crystal Cartwright
Woman on Balcony (uncredited)
Wes Craven
Party Goer (uncredited)
New Found Glory
New Found Glory
Mark Gagliardi
People at the Party
Tamela
People at the Party
Smokey Miles
Party Goer
James Lynch
Party Goer
Leroy Patterson
Party Goer
Phil Haney
Party Goer
Penny Folger
People at the Party
Paul Malcolm Pruett
Party Goer
Nicole Talley
People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)
Heather Darling
People at the Party
Lisa Michelle Axelrod
Voice Over
J.D. Brown
Party Goer
Lenora Claire
Party Goer
Josi Kat
Self
Arban Ornelas
Soul Stripper
D.M. Schofield
Lesbian Vampire
Zafer Ulkucu
People at the Party
Gabriel Friedman
Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)
Marc Gras
(uncredited)
Edward Havens
Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Chris Lanphear
Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)
Sam Macaroni
Mr. Freaky (uncredited)
Terryn Westbrook
Door Girl (uncredited)
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Finnick
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